1 Onion
1 Tomato
4 Fresh Eggs
Cheese (Friends of mine have since tried Mascarpone, yogurt, Ricotta…..)
Fresh Herbs – I particularly like Mint and Thyme, but you could consider Parsley, etc..
Olive Oil
On da first day of Christmas, meh true love gave to me Chicken curry
in a Carahee
On da second day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 2 green mango
and Chicken curry in a Carahee
On da third day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 3 cream sodas,
2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee
On da fourth day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 4 paira, 3
cream sodas, 2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee
On da fifth day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 5
ssshhoootttttt oooffff bbbaaacccaaarrrrddddiiii, 4 paira, 3 cream sodas, 2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee
On da sixth day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 6 crappo
jumping, 5 ssshhoootttttt oooffff bbbaaacccaaarrrrddddiiii, 4 paira, 3 cream sodas, 2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee
On da seventh day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 7 hassa
swimming, 6 crappo jumping, 5 ssshhoootttttt oooffff bbbaaacccaaarrrrddddiiii, 4 paira, 3 cream sodas, 2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee
On da eighth day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 8 pandit
prayin, 7 hassa swimming, 6 crappo jumping, 5 ssshhoootttttt oooffff bbbaaacccaaarrrrddddiiii, 4 paira, 3 cream sodas, 2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee
On da ninth day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 9 nani wining,
8 pandit prayin, 7 hassa swimming, 6 crappo jumping, 5 >>ssshhoootttttt oooffff bbbaaacccaaarrrrddddiiii, 4 paira, 3 cream sodas, 2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee
On da tenth day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 10 bara with
chutney, 9 nani wining, 8 pandit prayin, 7 hassa swimming, 6 crappo jumping, 5 ssshhoootttttt oooffff bbbaaacccaaarrrrddddiiii, 4 paira, 3 cream sodas, 2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee
On da eleventh day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 11 burn
cds, 10 bara with chutney, 9 nani wining, 8 pandit prayin, 7 hassa swimming, 6 crappo jumping, 5 ssshhoootttttt oooffff bbbaaacccaaarrrrddddiiii, 4 paira, 3 cream sodas, 2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee
On da twelfth day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 12 tassa
drummin, 11 burn cds, 10 bara with chutney, 9 nani wining, 8 pandit prayin, 7 hassa swimming, 6 crappo jumping, 5 ssshhoootttttt oooffff bbbaaacccaaarrrrddddiiii, 4 paira, 3 cream sodas, 2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee
Five surgeons in a conference bar are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, “I like to
see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second responds, “Yeah, but you
should try electricians! Everything inside them is color
coded.”
The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers…those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”
Then the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are by far the easiest to operate on. They have no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
This recipe was given to me by a very close friend, Yussuff. If you get this right, you will be cooking one mean curry…..
INGREDIENTS:
1 Whole onion chopped into small pieces i.e. not too small.
3 Cloves of Garlic chopped into small pieces
10 kg Chicken: Use free range chicken chopped into KFC size pieces. We always take the skin off the chicken as this is the part with most fat.
4 Heaped spoons of Curry powder: This is a bit intuitive and you need to be careful with this. The curry powder is what will give the curry the taste.
Yussuff used 4 very heaped soupspoons of Lalah’s curry powder. You may not get this brand of curry powder where you are or you may prefer to mix your own spices. Just make sure that you have sufficient powder.
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk…
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk…
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk…..
a) Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you…..
b) Nope, no more booze for me…..
c) Sorry, but you’re not really my type…..
d) No kebab for me, thank you…..
e) Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
f) I’m not interested in fighting you…..
g) Oh, I just couldn’t - no one wants to hear me sing…..
h) Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I’d hate to look like a fool…..
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street…..
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning…..
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